Necessities

When Mr P gets to go to Europe and I don´t he is always punished with a detailed shopping list which he never fails to deliver since he doesn´t have any choice not to. The shopping list contains very normal (if you are a very hairy, fair skinned and wannabe blonde) and inexpense items that you can buy in every other store in the Europe but are very hard to track down in China.
First it is the dry shampoo which is every dirty girls dream, I get away with washing my hair only once a week and cover it with dry shampoo in between and no one notices or so I like to think.
The blonde hair colour is for trying to keep my identity as a blond. My colouring skills are not very good though which has lead to my hair being like a decolored brownish and yellow rainbow.
The blue shampoo I use to try to keep the blond from becoming too yellow but it´s actually just adding some white to the rainbow look.
After letting my hair go trough all this above I put coconut oil to try to minimize the damage. I also use the coconut oil as a butter, both on my bread and my body, and to make popcorn.
Then it´s the must have hair removal cream to keep the forest from growing out of order and to keep my legs from looking like they belong to a male.
The tanning cream I put on when things just cant look any worse.
It´s amazing after all this that I don't look more exquisite than I do when I finally sit down to read my current favourite magazine, the witty British Tatler.